Bio


My name is Sean Thomas Green and I was born in Ogden, Utah at a hospital on some Air Force Base. I briefly lived in Denver, Colorado and Rome, New York before my parents moved back to where they were originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. I live there from age 12 until age 20, where I developed a passion for the Philadelphia Eagles and stand up comedy. At age twenty I decided to pack up everything I owned into a 1991 Ford Escort Station Wagon and move out to pursue my dream of becoming a comedian, as it was clear professional football was not my destiny.

I knew no one when I arrived to Los Angeles so I moved into a youth hostel on Hollywood Blvd right next to where they tape Jimmy Kimmel Live. Even though I was a twenty year old man I cried like a baby. Eventually I rented a room from some weird forty year old Swedish guy named George and starting hitting open mics. Years later I became good at stand up comedy and writing. Here are samples of my stand up and my writing.

Credits: MTV’s Ridiculousness, Vice, Guy Code Blog, MTV News, The Comedy Garage, Just For Laughs, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Laugh Track Comedy Festival, Nerdist, Hollywood Improv, Man Up Stand Up, Mandatory, Break, Hulu and Money Where Your Mouth Is w/ Jay Mohr.

I’m currently the head writer and senior producer on Crashletes.

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