Philly comedy show is coming up for Sean (7/20 Underground Arts Theater), get tickets here. Logan falls to sleep by watching Ancient Aliens. Mitt Romney booed off stage is the result of him challenging Obamacare in front of the NAACP. A blogger claims to be offended by a Daniel Tosh rape joke. Melky Cabrera could probably use a translator. Paparazzi start a car chase and create a Justin Beiber 911 call.